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July 08 2015

14:48
0759 9cbe

"I'm F***ing poor"


Ahahahahahahahahahaha!

Your fucking SKILLS?

Look at the shit you did there, you moronic piece of junk!

The first fucking line isn't even barely visible!
Ever heard of fucking outlines on text?

You do not even come in reach of a fucking toy car with your so called skills you prick!

God. If you call such fucking disgrace of design "skill"... hell, I could steer a fucking apache helicopter with one hand whilst pleasuring Sasha Grey with my mouth you fucking nitwit. And that's a fucking understatement of my lousy skills compared to yours.

Oh god, I can't stop laughing. This is great.


March 19 2015

14:52
0708 0d0a

"100000 praying monk for a better world"


Aaaaany minute now. AAAANNNYYYY MINUTE.


Seriously though? Religions are ridiculous. Not a single prayer is reaching any deity. Grow up.
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March 02 2015

13:43
5192 76d1

"GF's gift to me. Too bad nobody gets it. The Dark Side of the Internet."


"Nobody" gets it? WHEN THE FUCK DID YOU JOIN THE INTERNET? Four fucking days ago? Fucking unbelievable!
The fucking dark side my ass! 2G1C a popular thing. Fuck you. There is a dark side to the internet, but you sunlight dwelling piece of crap will never see it!

AND WHY THE FUCK DOES YOUR _GF_ SEND YOU THIS FUCKING T-SHIRT? IS SHE KIND OF INTO THIS SHIT?

FUCK!

ALSO SHAVE YOUR DISGRACE OF A WANNABE MUSTACHE, KIDDO!
13:31
0176 7188

"Seriously, it would be much easier"


Two words:  Copyright infringement.
13:26
8015 c14a

"Is that a zebra or horse?"

Tsk. It's obviously a horse because Zebras are black with white stripes. Everybody knows that, silly.

(Actually you can see it at three points: 
First: The Tail. Zebras have no to little hair growing at the base of their tails, so you can see the actual tail. Most likely they have a so called "Quast" at the end of their tails.
Second: Their mouth and nostril area is always black-colored. 
Third: Someone rides it. Zebras are said to be almost un-tameable)

Now hush, arse.

January 30 2015

13:41
3109 646a

"More than 1000 words in one picture."


Actually it's just four. 
If you count out the watermark.

Moron.

January 22 2015

15:58
7027 99e9

"My sisters latest drawing, shes 14"

This is why I hate you fucking attention whoring mongrels so much like I do.

Your sister obviously is male and is called Dan.

http://dan-harding.deviantart.com/art/Still-Awake-278833235

FUCK YOU FUCKER.

Did I fucking grow up in the wrong time that every kid these days falsely taking credit for awesome stuff?
14:34
3006 285e

"I might be stupid but this is really bugging me."

You're definetly stupid.

This'll happen you shitfuck.

http://logos.cs.uic.edu/Examples%20And%20Notes/notes/Java/Recursion/RecursionScreenshot.png

Now go back to stupidville and be stupid.

Ass.

Also, a fucker on your own site answered this prior to your inquiry.

The droste effect

"The droste effect"

January 20 2015

14:56
3127 385f

"Truth has been spoken (big fan of Jeff dunham btw)"


It must be because you don't understand the fundamental shit that goes up in (fundamentalistic - heh) islamism. Jeff Dunham depicts a terrorist, Ahmed, the dead Terrorist. He doesn't make fun of Mohammed.
Mohammed is the thing you aren't allowed to make fun of.

Regardless, every single belief has the right to exist, but it has the right to be made fun of as well. It's freedom. If you are trying to get ridd of this freedom of speech, you're going to end up in the middle ages again. And we don't want that.

*sigh*


Reposted bykhabarakh khabarakh
13:46
0059 892f

"What kind of sorcery is this?"


What the fuck is wrong with your fucking head? DO YOU FUCKING KNOW HOW PEARS GROW? THEY FUCKING GROW ON FUCKING FUCKEDYFUCK BRANCHES YOU MORON!
"Oooohhh, how did they fit that pear in there without cutting it ooooh, big mistery *drool*."

You fucking shithead just think! The glass is transparent, pears grow on trees. Can you get it by yourself?
No?

BETTER?

Fucker made me use paint with a mouse.

Fuck.
Reposted bykerio kerio

December 18 2014

13:44
5562 cc5f

"Wingardium Leviosa"


Yes. Quite. Only that the woman on the right is Dasha B., a so called 'look-alike'. 
I'd just pretend I recognized her but truely googling helped me find that. A lot of you assholes over there would be helped by googling stuff but I think you do it to enlarge your small wieners or egos or whatever you wank off to or with. 
Scumbags.

December 09 2014

11:45
7065 2c0d

"I've found that this really helps"


NO IT'S NOT CALLED THAT WAY!
GODWIN'S FUCKING LAW IS THAT... ohhhh. oooohhhhhhh
you little piece of clever filth you.

Chapeau!
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November 06 2014

12:09
7668 b167

"To guys with dragon post, I give you giant turtle theory"


NO! YOU DID NOT JUST. 
YOU FUCKING PIECE OF FUCKFILTH!

YOU REALLY DID POST GREAT A'TUIN AND CALLED IT "GIANT TURTLE THEORY"???

THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU SHITLORD? I BELIEVE EVEN THE GOOGLE IMAGE SEARCH WOULD HAVE CALLED IT "GREAT A'TUIN" OR FUCKING "DISCWORLD"!!!

YOU PIECE OF SHIT.
YOU FUCKING PIEVE OF FUCKING SHIT!
Reposted bycracknigger cracknigger

October 21 2014

10:34
2353 85cf

"I feel like its only me"


margaery photo tumblr_ml0o3raqvv1s4sldco1_500_zps8dab72a8.gif

I can't cope with that incredible incomprehension of the english language.
I just. No.
No.


October 08 2014

11:23
6731 87b8

"When you turn 21 and the bartender asks for your ID"


>21

Grrmhmhmhmlllh HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

October 02 2014

10:54
3829 0f85

"Back in the game again, I guess"


You're so fucking deep in the friendzone, my pity turned into pure happiness.

September 08 2014

11:16
5558 8c3f

"Sad, but It's pathetic that we gotta kill your own kind."


I'd like to disagree with you on that.
Off to the brigg with you.

But seriously, watch Battlestar Galactica, then you'll see that mankind will never cease to oppose itself even in the brink of doom.

August 19 2014

13:08
6736 5267

"It's the little things that count, right?"


Yes. Hopefully we won't witness any more of your whining in the future.
Please die quietly.
13:01

July 22 2014

11:52
3041 683f

"As 22 years old average looking girl with big boobs who work as game tester and love fantasy, sci-fi and 9GAG..."


There are four major flaws in your theory:
#1: You have a job which isn't located in a kitchen,
#2: Being into Lord of the Rings and Star Trek is mainstream
#3: 9Gag. Obviously
#4: Having big boobs doesn't mean shit, girl. 

Also, the projected group of guys (I assume you head for fantasy / gamer guys) are generally shy and reserved. But you fucking cunt just sit there with your rack and normal looks and wait for things to happen. Let me tell you what you shit. THINGS WON'T JUST HAPPEN IF YOU ARE NOT ACTIVE.

[This turned out to be a tame rant. My mood is too bright to be all aggressive]
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